Austin the most un-attractive male name, people with the name austin are usally assholes, and have extreamly small cocks.
jim: "Austin is such a dick, all he ever talks about is nazis and hitler and his gay butt sex fantasies with other men."
Mike: "ya, but its just becouse hes got a half inch cock."
jim:" ya i know butt hes still a fucking ass hole."
Mike: "ya, but its just becouse hes got a half inch cock."
jim:" ya i know butt hes still a fucking ass hole."
by rancidbeef54 April 17, 2009
An idiot. Likes you at first, uses you, then breaks your heart. Very moody. Indecisive. Causes you stress to the point of sickness and makes you cry at all times. The source of all your misery and hatred for the world.
Person 1: Sheesh, that guy is a huge jerk. Did you see the way he treated his girlfriend just now?
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's definitely Austin for ya.
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's definitely Austin for ya.
by miserableex April 27, 2013
The worst, most unliked name in the universe. mostly homosexual. austins have a very large penis, but usually like getting the same size in the ass. someone who is really sarcastic in the meanest way ever. all austins are known to be dill holes. probably the most unattractive thing you will ever see. Also a huge douche bag.
Shit, this austin sucks dick, yet he is one.
i dont know your name but im assuming its austin cause your the biggest jerk ever!
i dont know your name but im assuming its austin cause your the biggest jerk ever!
by reproductive organs February 21, 2009
Rember Austin
by Qw r sfv us f March 1, 2019
Austin is a smart funny great with the ladies guy and will make anyone’s day 10x better. Anyone would be lucky to find themselves with a n austin.
by Wolfgangar March 15, 2019
Austin is a fake bitch
by Joe management April 28, 2020
by FATKANGEROOS March 6, 2019