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Typically a old white woman who often has a cigarette in hand. She has a raspy voice, a ridiculous perm, and hates kids or anyone younger than her.

She normally drives a old SUV and is talking on her phone with friends with names like Cheryl, Denise, or Mary.
Guy 1: to guy 2 "Dude, you're so lucky your grandma is nice! Mine is a total Aunt Jenise! She made me do her shopping after school."

Guy 2: to guy 1 "Yeah? That sucks!"
by ScynBlade December 07, 2013

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