August

August is an amazing guy. He will easily slay the dragon and loves Minecraft. He's good friend material, but don't group with him on school projects!

August: I killed the Ender Dragon!
August's mom: Again?!

by Tylerfren March 1, 2022

August

Who was born in August is proof of parents who failed in No Nut November

Friend1: It's my birthday today!
Friend2: Wait a minute... It's the August 1st, your parants faild in No Nut NovemberXD
Friend1:*Suicide*

by oembz123 October 17, 2019

August

she my bestfriend shes there for me when i need her she is awsome i love her so much as a friend 😁😁

august is bestfriend

by Peypey1503 April 2, 2018

August

people born in august are the biggest idiots. they do stupid things often and mess up a lot. they can get confused and misunderstand situations.

him: why did you eat my leftovers?
her: i and she and i so yes and um yeah so yes and i and i and and and yes and i and yeah.
him: you were born in august weren’t you?

by bobby with the body October 17, 2019

August

Mariska Hargitay and Peter Hermann's son name

Full name is August Miklos Fredrich Hermann

by Whatx it 2 ya August 19, 2007

August

The month of entanglement.

Person 1: Are you single?
Person 2: Well it's August so I may be in an entanglement.

by Jokie:) August 7, 2020

august

The idea of perfection. The 8th Month of the year in certain European and Asian cultures signifies greatness in achieving perfection, or something close to it.

You look August tonight my love!

by John Swarton April 4, 2008