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An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.
"I'm Audi 5000". or "I'm Audi".
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A synomym of "leaving".
Crap, the cops are coming. I'm audi5000.
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an announcement that you're taking off

a goodbye.
we were done with the lame party and wanted to go home so we were audi 5000
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absolutely not anything to do with the car's poor service record.

It's a homonym. I'm OUTTIE (i'm leaving), appended with the 5000 as the most popular make for the Audi car brand.

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"this party is wack, i'm audi 5000, G..."
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leaving someplace. See "ghost".
This bitch is crazy! I'm audi 5000!
by Eric Sermon November 10, 2002
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Leaving a scene or situation in a hurry. It is sometimes mistakenly referred to as "outtie 5000," perhaps in reference to the "out," as used in two-way radio communication.
Example: Terminating an unbearable chat session on a dating website.

lamedude1990:hEY GurRL, WaTss GuD?

lamedude1990:sOrry Bout mY TYpIn, BeEN HufFiN DEM PaiNT FuMES alL DaY LOLllL

annoyedgirl1979:seriously?

lamedude1990:yEs, SerIoUsly.

annoyedgirl1979:Um.

annoyedgirl1979: Audi 5000.
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Slang for "Outtah here." Which is slang for "I'm getting out of here." "Or I'm leaving." Rap culture sign off in which the recording artist is being braggadocious about what he/she is driving when they leave the scene. The Audi 5000 was a popular luxury car of the time. This coupled with the fact that "Audi" sounds like "Outtah." A pun if you will.
This song is over. I'm Audi 5000, G.
by prefix270 August 08, 2007
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