A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.
Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"
by tincopper May 22, 2013