the town bishop that is usually referred to as 'bishop vegas', the chaviest place in England. you will find many children from ages 10+ drinking, smoking and doing drugs. they get this by going down south church n getting Ray or den in the shop getting bottles of cheap wine and cactus jack. most kids have shagged by 11 and probs pregnant by 15. children go down clay banks or king James river to drink and shagg behind bushes. the best thing on a Friday Saturday is the police chases down the Main Street jumping over fences and bushes to get away, starting fires and getting arrested at 10. getting kicked out of school for hitting the teachers or getting in fights with ya mates for fuck all. can't go with a decent lad without them wanting a sucky or to finger ye, without them texting other lasses behind ye back and saving their name as yours so you think its just you on their texts. getting messed about is the highlight of living in bishops, I LOVE IT!
by downthetooooon May 6, 2018
West auckland is a shithole. Overfilled with dodgy youth gangs and bums who smoke crack and synthetics at trainstations and will not hesitate to attack you for wearing the wrong colour. Although there are a few nice areas, there's some to avoid, the ones you should avoid are :ranui, avondale, Henderson, and newlynn. In those areas you will most probably have a interaction with a crack head who will defiantly ask you for a dollar or a cigarette
Oi g I'm going up to west auckland to see the bro.
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
Fuck g stay out of avondale, I got gankd for my shoes there
by King of auckland April 22, 2019
To call this place a shithole is an understatement, smackheads and chavs are around every corner looking for their giro they dropped a week ago. Most roadmen that live here are wannabe gangsters that go around in north face jackets and berghaus fleeces amen ballys thinking that they’re from south London.
by BigSolidMushFromBishVegas November 22, 2019
by hamikelitoris June 28, 2009
West Auckland the place for the sesh up the furs all a mad bunch of bastards got ya local fag house 4 pound a box bargain for us lot if you find a bra in the furs don’t worry it’s only Brodie’s ya get jack who chores peoples bikes and doesn’t know when to stop the drink ya get kaitlyn who smokes 40 fags a day and about 100 energy drinks ya get reanna who can not get over a boy and drinks her life away then ya get Mia and Hannah who only drink certain times but make it look like they are alcoholics Mia can’t hack it we also have a local called Abi who likes a big fat doobie on a night and then we have a girl who wishes she was a local goes by the name Elle and lastly we have got cath who calls her self a nun tihat much she is starting to believe it and we all go by the name of the Auckland mafia
by A mad bastard December 9, 2019
The home of drip drop hip hop. Everyone dresses and talks like they're from an american ghetto. They don't like their own culture so they pick up the styles of black people in the USA.
They say theyre poor and got no opportunities because they "can't afford shoes for their children" but you go in they house and you see a big ass motherfuckin TV with some special channel thing that lets you watch more tv programs and the kids playing playstation 2!
The dominant gang in south auckland is the "ruthless" killerbees. They are so tough that they like to wear yellow and black clothes to look like a real bee and post pictures of themselves posing on bebo.Most of new zealands well known crap artists come from here and they like to make up some shit about how they went from rags to riches, fags to bitches.
Another thing you gotta "watch out for"/ look at and laugh at are the "street kids" who stand on the corner atleast 2hours a day until their shifts over and go back inside to attack people (on bebo).
Really, i shouldn't diss. It's a ok place which is jacked up to be alot worse than it is by the media. There may be alot of grafiti that people cant be fucked painting over (really, they like it because it gifs them the "G EFFECT"), and alot of people live in state houses, but it pisses you off to come to a place and hear people talkin like bad asses that they see on COPS, when they really need to visit a real ghetto. - New Zealand is ranked the safest place in the world!
They say theyre poor and got no opportunities because they "can't afford shoes for their children" but you go in they house and you see a big ass motherfuckin TV with some special channel thing that lets you watch more tv programs and the kids playing playstation 2!
The dominant gang in south auckland is the "ruthless" killerbees. They are so tough that they like to wear yellow and black clothes to look like a real bee and post pictures of themselves posing on bebo.Most of new zealands well known crap artists come from here and they like to make up some shit about how they went from rags to riches, fags to bitches.
Another thing you gotta "watch out for"/ look at and laugh at are the "street kids" who stand on the corner atleast 2hours a day until their shifts over and go back inside to attack people (on bebo).
Really, i shouldn't diss. It's a ok place which is jacked up to be alot worse than it is by the media. There may be alot of grafiti that people cant be fucked painting over (really, they like it because it gifs them the "G EFFECT"), and alot of people live in state houses, but it pisses you off to come to a place and hear people talkin like bad asses that they see on COPS, when they really need to visit a real ghetto. - New Zealand is ranked the safest place in the world!
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOY, WE RUTHLESS G! COME AROUND MY HOOD - GET FUCKED UP! OTARA G!"
Person from another NZ city: "I was gonna move there, but i see all this bad shit being said about south auckland"
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOI! HARD. NA EH! REPPIN KILLABEEZ OW!"
Person from another NZ city: "Wow, you must be tough, the way you talk... Even if I had enough money i wouldnt go to south auckland because you ruthless gangsters might shoot me with your BB guns or attack me on my bebo page!!!"
Person from another NZ city: "I was gonna move there, but i see all this bad shit being said about south auckland"
South Aucklander: "YEAH BOI! HARD. NA EH! REPPIN KILLABEEZ OW!"
Person from another NZ city: "Wow, you must be tough, the way you talk... Even if I had enough money i wouldnt go to south auckland because you ruthless gangsters might shoot me with your BB guns or attack me on my bebo page!!!"
by Hector Ricardo October 7, 2009
A boys school which is very strict. You are seen on your phone and Mr Morton will have it for a instant week. Mr Doolan is the best teacher. Mr O'Connor is a scary guy, who haunts us during assembly at 9AM. Good school with good history. Tryhards are A-H and H-P are the real cool kids.
AGS STUDENT 2020
AGS STUDENT 2020
by Joan Van Niekerk June 22, 2020