Top Definition
Lines of increasing baldness on either side of the scalp. As they advance like the Red Army through eastern Germany, the only life left behind are a few wispy stragglers.
I was worried about my hair thinning, then I saw John's attack rows.
by Rob Rabies March 16, 2010
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