Guy: So you play sports huh?
Douche: Yeah...jus got signed to this new up and coming team in professional hacky sacking
Guy: Say wat! Hacky sack aint no sport!
Douche: Sure it is...we train very hard and have some of the best athletes around.
Guy: Mannnn...if you a athlete..I'm a viatnamese fighter pilot...you ain't nuthin' but a damn athlobbiest!
Chess...it requires tactics...know how...cunning abilities to think way beyond what your opponent is thinking....but this is not a sport...it requires no athletic aptitude whatsoever
.....if you disagree with this statement
.....then you're a corny ass ATHLOBBIEST!!!
Curling...seriously people, this is the quentessential example of a athlobbiest who got in by forfeit...sliding a big ass stone across some ice just so you can have two virgins sweep the in front of it to somehow clear a path and change direction so it can hit another stone in a target circle...this aint nuthin but shuffle board on ice and last time i checked you got drunk when you played shuffle board so that means some drunk dumb ass said, "hey you know wat would be cool...shuffle board on ice".