The ultimate "religion".
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.
The belief that god does not exist.
Theists, those who do believe, are stupid and ignorant and cant think for themselves.
Supposedly, god is an imaginary person who supposedly created the world. Most people only believe in it because of what their parents, teachers, etc told them. Most people who believe in god are stupid and ignorant and believe whatever people tells them.
It is a part of most religions, all of which are bullshit. Most of these bs religions have one or more big books and missionaries and stuff to get other people to believe them.
Most people waste their time going to church or w/e every week.
Most churches or w/e mug their ppl for money.
Most have some version of hell that they threaten and scare people into believing in their religion.
Most ask their ppl to "have faith", because they know their religion is bull and their is no proof.
And there are many other excuses used to patch up holes, or things that ppl cant explain, in these BS religions.
Most people claim to have seen visions or crap associated with their religion, but they were probably in some mental state, such as being on an LSD trip or sick and desperate, or are simply lying for whatever reason.
Most religions have people have random good things happening to them, such as suddenly being cured of an illness, and associate them as miracles from their god. This is because these miracles are just flukes with a 1/1,000,000,000 chance and people will use their religion to explain it because they are too stupid to come up with a good explanation, just like those primitive peoples we came from did when making up stories about god and religion.
In short, there is no god and you only believe in it because of what others tell you.
by Someone_abcdefg September 22, 2007
A religion in which you believe in nothing, show it off, think you're superior to others with a religion characterized by a God, talk about how retarded people with religions are, and basically hate on other/people with other religions
dude 1: hey bro, what religion are you?
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...
dude 2: christian why?
dude 1: OMG YOU SO RETARDED BELIEVING DERES AN INVISIBLE MAN IN DA SKY DAT IS ALL KNOWING AND KNOWS WHACHU DO ALL DA TIME AND HAS A PLACE FULL OF FIRE IF YOU BAD AND BLAH BLAH BLAH ME SO ADVANCED AND SMART CUZ ME HAS NO GOD LOL U FAIL ATHEISM IS SO KEWL CUZ LIKE NO GOD N WE SO EVOLUTIONIZED LOL
dude 2: ok?...
by yawnimbored January 2, 2011
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which turned into dinosaurs
by mokaf July 26, 2008
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
by TheInCircuit August 5, 2009
A religion based off a dot exploding and after the earth formed it rained on a rock for billions of years making a organism.Atheist usually say that it is not a religion, but if you think about they blindly follow a bunch of scientist and say whatever they say is true. They also like to use the term "you are unreleasable" as an excuse to stop talking to you when they are in a debate, but they are the ones being unreasonable as they will literally not talk to you because of your beliefs.
Random guy: I believe in Atheism .Random guy 2: I'm Cristian.(after long debate) Random guy: How can i talk to you when you are being so unreasonable?Random guy 2: I'm the unreasonable one?
by xboxjunkie February 24, 2015
by Nieccie June 15, 2008
the belief that there was always nothing and then nothing exploded into something and that something turned into planets and stars and on one planet formed replicating discs that formed into dinosaurs
by kalavaka September 6, 2009