"I've got to get this spreadsheet done but I can't because that asslol keeps sending me LOLcats every five minutes!"
by SiftinJeff April 22, 2009
A person who constantly dribbles copious amounts of crap containing at least some degree of hilarity. It is has been hypothesised that said "asslols" subsist on a strict diet of both sausage lols and casserlol. It has also been surmised that as children they played mainly with lollerskates and barbie lols.
Asslol: My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli the other day...
Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...
Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.
Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.
Person: OMG really? That is so sad and unfortunate...
Asslol: Yeah... A strong currant pulled him in.
Person: Dude you are such a fucking asslol.
by Shazz058 September 25, 2008