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Assiety: The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety. Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc. Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety! (ring... ring... ring... ring...) Josh: uhhhhh helllo??? Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay? Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!! Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go. Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!! Carlos: right meow???? |
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