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Asshole Simp 

A rare breed of the simp family. An asshole simp is a type of simp that not only spends his time chasing females, but also manages to come off as a dick at the same time. Asshole simps are often rejected from both the female(s) he chases as well as the boys. There should be no sympathy for these creatures.
Look at that asshole simp Peter over there...Man, what a fucking loser.
Asshole Simp by theurbanpoet69 April 24, 2020
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