Top Definition
1. A question that you ask to piss somone off

2. A question that only an asshole would ask
Aaron: "Jason, where's that email that pissed you off? Can I hit on your sister? What about your Mom? Does your wife still go down on you? Hey, what do you think Angelina is going to name her next foreign baby?"

Jason: "I can't take it anymore!! Stop asking me these asshole questions!!!"
by ClevelandDan November 18, 2009

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