noun (as-fer-may-shuns); any negative or derogatory comment made in reference to those below you on the food chain. Any comment that those sad fucks make to try to avoid overdosing on Xanax.
Assfirmations of the day: I love myself! (even though I don't). I am beautiful! (even though I'm an ugly fuck).
by Jenbum & D-dogg August 20, 2008
When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.
Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.
by ERIC Jenson February 24, 2014