by molecule March 8, 2004
The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.
Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!
booty butt anal sex rusty trombone fart butthole
booty butt anal sex rusty trombone fart butthole
by Danimal1111 December 25, 2015
She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.
by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021
by DJ_R3AP3R23 December 25, 2018
Someone who makes a point of trying to take someone with Asperger's Syndrome out into social enviroments to help develop social skills.
Girl: Why would someone want to bring an introvert like that to a party like this?
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.
Guy: It's the work of some Assburger Helper. They think they can change him/her.
by Vyhaka April 6, 2009
It is a disease of which causes the person to shit burgers the size of a bigmac. In some cases people with assburger syndrome produce chocolate milkshakes when they have diarrhea.
The retarded police man has Assburgers Syndrom, he can make milkshakes too.
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
Assburgers are yummy, I wish I had Assburger Syndrome
by retardeddictionary December 7, 2009
The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
by Butt Man April 6, 2015