someone who sticks the head between there legs and licks there ass crack. You can tell usally who these peaple are because like scanky hores that suck dick,(on the girls lips theres jizz) you can see crusties on there lips. ASS FACE
im a dumbass that cant come up with a good defonition for something as dumb as ass face. ASS FACE
by the evilleprican August 29, 2003
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Someone who is your friend and sexually harasses you so you dont tell them to stop because you know they will tell you they arent doing anything that bad. They hold your hand, kiss you, give you hickeys, & try and put they're hand down your pants. But you still dont say anything to them, and you think your a bad person for not doing anything, and think that its not their fault they are doing this, it's yours. And the worst part is that they are going out with someone, and they tell them you are the one who likes them.
And they dont think it's wrong?
I just cant do anything about that ass-face, he just wont stop.

That ass-face makes me want to cry myself to sleep every night.
by Baby Girl Beautie December 29, 2007
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Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness
Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!
by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011
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A state of total fluster and/or confusion.
I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!
by joshula December 5, 2006
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A butt so beautiful it inspires thoughts of rough, doggy-style sex.

A really nice ass that one wishes to look at during sex.
Person 1: "You see the pants Lisa's wearing today?"
Person 2: "I always knew she had an ass made for a face full of pillow, but now there's no arguing the subject."
by The Afterworld Cafe June 4, 2007
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"The bitchiest of bitches. Reserved for one who consistently whines, thinks themselves the best, and must be taken down a notch through the use of a sweet-ass insult."
Bro 1: "Hey man, did you see that nerd Tyler? He's always going on about how cool he is and he always yells at everyone."
Bro 2:"Yeah, he's a goldfish ass tuna-faced bitch."
Bro 1: "Woah, dude, I don't know if I would go that far."
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