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A term used when referring to a person who tries exceptionally hard to be something they are not. Doing everything in their power to win people over just for personal gain. Usually they fail, then go home, and masturbate with their own tears.
Person A "That dude thinks he's awesome"
Person B "Yea, he's been an ass-hamed all night"
by your f'in momma December 15, 2010