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2.
someone who is stupid and lacks common sense

similar to an assfuck but can be said publicly without as much distrain
DUDE! that guy is such an assmuck- he ran out right infront of me. I shoulda hit the bastard!
by Rdiddy16 February 27, 2007
 
1.
Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...
Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003