The art of pulling one's pants down and putting one's bare ass on the face or back of his or her dog or cat in an effort to soothe them.
Brody: "How was your night?"
Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."
Judith: "Dude, I ass furred my dog almost all night because he wouldn't stop barking."
by Rainbow Stalin January 13, 2011