a severe verbal reprimand from your boss, wife, husband, parents or anyone else in an actual or perceived position of authority over you.
I got an ass chewing from my supervisor for being late to work again this week. *Variant - If I don't clean the garage out by this weekend, the wife will really chew my ass.
by Scobri July 22, 2010
Found body in the forest....
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"
Policeman:" Look, that guy must have worked for SVTR."
Witness: " How do you know????"
Policeman:" He's got a chewed ass!!!"
by God Hates Me June 14, 2003
by Krellanis February 22, 2018
A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.
You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.
by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023
by Pansycakse February 26, 2015