Ass trufflle occurs when two straight males get bored and proceed to shove eachothers' noses in eachothers' asses pretending to look for the elusive ass truffle....not to be mistaken for the homosexual version called tossing the salad.
friend 1: Man I'm bored.
friend 2: Me too
friend 1: why don't we ass truffle eachother?
friend 2: Isn't that gay?
friend 1: only if you toss my salad.
friend 2: Me too
friend 1: why don't we ass truffle eachother?
friend 2: Isn't that gay?
friend 1: only if you toss my salad.
by mdeisel98 December 3, 2011
akin to how a pig truffles in the forest for the famously hard to find truffle mushroom, "ass-truffling" is the act of snorfling around in the drawers of your lover looking for dingle berry gifts to sniff and chew.
Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.
Your average ass-truffler will make grunting noises followed by squeals of delight when treasures are unearthed.
*ew ew ew* *get away get away get away* help meeee, this guy I brought home from the bar is ass-truffling meeeeeeeeee!!!!
*smacks him unconscious*
*smacks him unconscious*
by hello world champion March 22, 2011