Ass Sandwhich

Another name for a shit sandwhich

Man 1: Did you smell that dudes breath?

Man 2: Smells like he ate an Ass Sanwhich

Man 1: You mean a Shit Sandwhich

Man 2: No, I mean an Ass Sandwhich, get with the times ass hole

by I got you back July 12, 2009

Ass Cream Sandwhich

When you put whipped cream on a girls ass crack and then proceed to eat it.

Greg put whipped cream on Amber's ass crack and ate it all! It was an Ass Cream Sandwhich!

by Nuttcasepdx January 2, 2010