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A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

by benmu November 20, 2006
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To describe something as really fantastic and fun.
I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!
by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008
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Jerk, Asshole, or being rude
Don't be an ass pony!
by Ryan February 12, 2004
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A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.
You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!
by Gabby February 15, 2004
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A driver who tailgates other drivers.

Driver with little patience, subscribing to the belief that being 1 foot behind the person in front of them will make traffic move faster on the freeway.

commuter of the 91 freeway in southern californa who typically commute two hours each way to work to take advantage of cheap housing and to live near white trash relatives.

NASCAR fans who practice drafting on fellow commuters often in an SUV or a raised white trash looking truck
That chick is an Ass Pony.

That ass pony is going to kill somebody.
by damnriver January 24, 2007
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Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.
He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night
by racerzero December 15, 2006
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John is taking it this time, ASS PONY!!
by Kayla_baby January 17, 2008
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