Ass Pony 

A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.

"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

Ass Pony by benmu November 21, 2006

Ass Pony 

Jerk, Asshole, or being rude

Don't be an ass pony!

Ass Pony by Ryan February 12, 2004

Ass Pony 

A driver who tailgates other drivers.

Driver with little patience, subscribing to the belief that being 1 foot behind the person in front of them will make traffic move faster on the freeway.

commuter of the 91 freeway in southern californa who typically commute two hours each way to work to take advantage of cheap housing and to live near white trash relatives.

NASCAR fans who practice drafting on fellow commuters often in an SUV or a raised white trash looking truck

That chick is an Ass Pony.

That ass pony is going to kill somebody.

Ass Pony by damnriver January 28, 2007

ass pony 

during gay sex, the guy who takes it in the ass.

John is taking it this time, ASS PONY!!

ass pony by Kayla_baby January 18, 2008

ass pony 

Someone who has been made to submit to another. Similar to being a gimp but less willing.

He's my ass pony. Your my ass pony for the night

ass pony by racerzero December 17, 2006

Ass Pony 

1) refers to someone of the homosexual orientation.
2)someone stupid, similar to fuck tard

1)Andrew is such an ass pony with his boyfriend.

2)you ass pony don't do that.

Ass Pony by vengeance2133 August 23, 2007

Ass Pony 

Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.

Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."

Ass Pony by thriwn_rod September 30, 2010