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A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

by benmu November 20, 2006
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To describe something as really fantastic and fun.
I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!
by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008
Jerk, Asshole, or being rude
Don't be an ass pony!
by Ryan February 12, 2004
Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.
Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."
by thriwn_rod September 28, 2010
A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.
You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!
by Gabby February 15, 2004
1) refers to someone of the homosexual orientation.
2)someone stupid, similar to fuck tard
1)Andrew is such an ass pony with his boyfriend.

2)you ass pony don't do that.
by vengeance2133 August 18, 2007
A driver who tailgates other drivers.

Driver with little patience, subscribing to the belief that being 1 foot behind the person in front of them will make traffic move faster on the freeway.

commuter of the 91 freeway in southern californa who typically commute two hours each way to work to take advantage of cheap housing and to live near white trash relatives.

NASCAR fans who practice drafting on fellow commuters often in an SUV or a raised white trash looking truck
That chick is an Ass Pony.

That ass pony is going to kill somebody.
by damnriver January 24, 2007

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