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1.
the ass of someone who has eaten one too many beefy five layer burritos
*grrrrrr*

dude, was that ass hulk growling at me???
by jibletsforbreakfast December 28, 2010
 
2.
a giant strong asshole that tends to turn the shade of green when excited or enticed.
my girlfriend gave me a strip tease and i became an asshulk.
by the tripnips September 05, 2010