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n. One who has to haul a lot of newbs to victory on halo, WoW, or any other multiplayer online game.
Man I hate being an ass hauler in Halo 2 all the time...
by Gjelstiznles October 15, 2006
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An inconsiderate asshole who drives at high speed through residential areas in order to avoid traffic and/or traffic lights.
"Wow! That guy nearly ran over those kids. What an asshauler."
by FloridaSunshine78 January 05, 2012
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