1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months
Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.
by Margie B. October 24, 2004
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The name of any location with a temperature that is considerably colder than your liking. This phrase should be reserved for extreme circumstances, not just mild discomfort.
I just got back from the garage and, let me tell you, it is burr-ass cold tittytown out there!
by Painya January 11, 2010
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative fifteen degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?
by Ricky Style February 21, 2007
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick "How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?"

Yolanda "It was fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?"
by Rick(y) February 17, 2007
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The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.
Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style February 20, 2007
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A state when the temperature is so low, that in addition to you shivering and rubbing your arms, your ass cheeks press together in order to prevent a heat loss from your buttocks.
You'll freeze to death if you go out in that Ass-Clenching Cold Weather!
by SovietRyan November 17, 2014
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