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Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps to recovery and is marked by generally feeling relieved.
Honey, you would not believe the disgusting Ass Snot that was in the toilet after I took a crap. I think I'm finally getting over the stomach flu.
by D'Kid February 13, 2009