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The calculated or deliberate folding of toilette paper into a rectangular napkin, designed to ensure maximum fold usage and minimum breach, to be used after a bowel movement. Most commonly used to prevent shit stains.
"During my morning bowel movement I make an Ass Serviette to ensure maximum folds for maximum space usage".
"I hate it when the tp shreds so I make an Ass Serviette".
by Tristan Serviette August 05, 2011