Top Definition
A derogatory term used to describe ones actions. Specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don't like. This term is often used as a close second to calling someone a dildo or retard.
"Hey Brian stop being such an ass pony"
or, "Brian you are really being an ass pony right now" or, Brian get the fuck away from me I don't associate myself with ass pony's"

by benmu November 20, 2006
To describe something as really fantastic and fun.
I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!
by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008
Jerk, Asshole, or being rude
Don't be an ass pony!
by Ryan February 12, 2004
Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.
Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."
by thriwn_rod September 28, 2010
A derogatory term. Asspony is used to describe people you hate.
You stole my crack! Therefore; you are an asspony!!
by Gabby February 15, 2004
during gay sex, the guy who takes it in the ass.
John is taking it this time, ASS PONY!!
by Kayla_baby January 17, 2008
1) refers to someone of the homosexual orientation.
2)someone stupid, similar to fuck tard
1)Andrew is such an ass pony with his boyfriend.

2)you ass pony don't do that.
by vengeance2133 August 18, 2007
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