An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.
Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.
by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008

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