Top Definition
1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

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by core memory dump December 14, 2012

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