Top definition
1) Floating wreckage in the toilet after taking a crap.
2) Debris and refuse from taking a shit. Not quite solid, but not quite water.
I had the flu last week. Man, you should have seen the Ass Flotsam in the toilet.

I trusted that fart and ended up with Ass Flotsam in my underwear.

Runny grunts Diarreha diahorrea runny-bum tsunami shit
by core memory dump December 14, 2012
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug