🍑 Rise and shine, folks! Introducing a quirky twist to "the ass crack of dawn" - behold, "the ass crack of duck" 🌅 This term is exclusively reserved for those brave souls in the farming realm who know the agony of waking up before sunrise for their beloved animals.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
-One must think of the time they would truly physically roll out of bed and want to die, then set back the time an additional 30 mins to properly indenting which time to set their alarm. Be ware the ass crack off fuck is a time which snooze use is prohibited. If used, you will likely run late and end up waking up at the ass cracked of DAWN.
Billy knew the cows,chickens,goats,rabbits,turkeys and pigs waters would be frozen the next morning and it would take some time to break ice for the animals; so he set his alarm to 4:00am. Then billy closed his eyes and remembered he would also have to take some time out in the morning to linger at the cow pen to see if the heifers would mount one another confirming another strong heat cycle has arrived, so he moved the time up to a bright 3:30am and settles for his harsh awakening of the ass crack of fuck in 5 short hours.
by BackToBasicsBarnyard September 17, 2023
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by MDog221 July 15, 2006
a figurative drug (in the same way as imbecilium) that makes the user act like an asshole or even a douchebag.
Whatever you're on to cause you to make these "jokes" and act like a douchebag when you're usually fun to be around must be some pretty powerful variant of imbecilium or ass-crack cocaine
by Twisted Code May 13, 2016
by NOOOOOOO NOOOOOOO ONEE April 12, 2018
"Man, I had to get up at the ass crack o' dawn to bring my mama to the airport for a 6am flight."
Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
Beatrice got up every morning at the ass crack o' dawn to milk the cows.
by Ghetto Scribe June 28, 2006
When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
by hairycatterpilar April 7, 2013