|1.||Ass Behonker Clown|
A type of Clown originated in the east African tundra of northern North Pole. This certain type of Clown has a tendancy to Ass Behonk throught the year as a mating call.
An Ass Behonk is a type of Fart that is continual, like breathing, making an almost musical tune with every exhale.
"wow bob, did you see that Ass Behonker Clown, that was one hell of a behonking we got back there!"
"yeah earl, but I am just happy we didnt get raped by homosexual lesbian vagina penis's, the Ass Behonker Clown's main food source!"