Asmodeus Worship

A religion that worships the supernarural being Asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and who all good things come from.The form of worship is similar to satanism and is very similar to satanism.Asmodeus worshipers have regular orgies as a form of worship.

He is into Asmodeus worship.

Asmodeus Worship by The Fury 13 November 17, 2010

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Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.

John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

Spiritual asmodeus worship by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

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Materialistic Asmodeus worship

A type of as Asmodeus worship that is very to Materialistic satanism. The worshipers don't believe in any supernational beings and use him as a symbol for sex to worship sex.The style of worship is the same as in satanism except they have regular orgies to worship him by and they make use of a priestess called a holy prostitute that the worshipers buy sex from to fund there sect.

John is into materialistic Asmodeus worship.

Materialistic Asmodeus worship by Deep blue 2012 September 8, 2010

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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