Asian High 

When one is so strung out on homework and studying, and has pushed himself/herself beyond his/her maximum stress level so that he/she has reached a high and disregards everything.

Realizing you're Asian-ness is not deserved, and slacking off so as to prove it.

(Asian high cured by a stern talking/beating and the strike of 5 AM before physics test.)

Also referred to as "Ramen Trip."

Asian 1: Man, I was on such an Asian High last night.
Asian 2: Yeah, me too. I didn't even study for the calc test.
Asian 1: How did you do?
Asian 2: 89.
Asian 1: Someone's getting the bamboo stick tonight.

Asian High by Aznorsomething April 3, 2010

High Mass Asian 

A retarded fucking Asian named Thomas that goes to mill creek high school, loves to say nigger and eats all your fucking food and loves hot Cheetos. You would think he is smart cus he is asian but he has a 1.2 gpa and weighs around 320 pounds and is only 5,3.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.

Yo did u see High Mass Asian today, he had 2 boxes of donuts in his hands

High Mass Asian by Hicapa April 28, 2019