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1. Asian spread
1.) A psychosomatic disorder, often associated with pseudo-Jamaican men, caused by an obsession with pettite women of a yellow complexion.

2.) A highly potent case of yellow fever.

3.) The distinct feeling titilation associated with working on a computer science project with multiple asian women.
Upon catching the "Asian spread," Sebastian immediately visited 100 Asian porn sites.
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