a wanna be thug, cant run, cute, has bad bad eyebags , has style, yeah hes rly cute but he talks to to much girls.
uhh well ashton shandor a specific one too hes acts like a certain way to alot of girls and he cant run but he is a player and acts like he has hoes etc, like a 7th grader lmaoo.
by .vampanthemm December 18, 2021
Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon February 24, 2011
by i like kidsツ January 31, 2020
by Someoneykyk May 10, 2022
Ashton Is a little tall. He has a nice smile and is always smiling to please the ladies. He can make anyone laugh Specially his girl💚! He sometimes takes a while to know if he really likes u. He comes with a big package🍆😂. He can make his girl Pissed at times. All im going to say is Ashton if you like a girl treat her wit respect, tell her you lover her, dont be scared to tell people shes yours! Claim her Let her know she is the only person you want. I swear that girl wont give up on U.
Ashton King treat yo girl like she is the only girl that matter and I swear you wont regret dating her She will be your queen
by Aidan crews April 10, 2019
by vubbo April 12, 2021
NPC: "Hey! It's the 3rd of October (Ashton)! You know what that means?"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"
Y/N: "Ashton's BIG BOY birthday!"
by notwiz October 3, 2022