Ascanio's Day

Eccentric italian meme tradition born from a strange YouTube video of misheard lyrics. On the 8th of January, according to the misheard lyrics of the (popular iranian) song, you are supposed to let the guy named Ascanio in. No expalantions, that is what the song says. Since the spread of the video meme, the 8th of January in now known in Italy as Ascanio's day.

It's Ascanio's Day today! Let the damn boi in!

Ascanio's Day by Red Velvet Spring January 8, 2021

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ascanio

a sexy beast with an animal cock

"man, have you seen ascanio around lately?"
"actually i think so, i could tell from his beast monster-size cock i saw from far away."
"mmmmmmmmhhhhhhh yeahhhhhhh.."

ascanio by basbanbio April 5, 2018

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Ascanio

Ascanio is a guy you have to let in starting from the 8th of January.

"Hey lascia entrare Ascanio, dall'8 di gennaio, perciò limarla è tosta, esce ma non mi rosica."
"Hey let Ascanio enter, from the 8th of January, For that it's hard to smooth it out, It goes out but it does not makes me jealous"

Ascanio by mihneaz January 11, 2020

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ascanio

people with this name have a big penis (20-30)cm at least

ascanio

ascanio by Andrea53793839(/?: February 14, 2018

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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