Armando "el pivote" Trevino

A mythological creature whose mere existence is the satirical manifestation of societal issues.

Armando "el pivote" Trevino is going to shoot up the school.

by dentingcurve August 21, 2018

Armando Alvarado

Known to be the sexiest man on earth, has a GIGANTIC shlong size of 2 inches. Can please any may and or woman within 3 seconds.

Yo, Armando Alvarado, how's your da- *sexually pleased beyond belief *

by Obamna November 1, 2022

Palmdale Armando

A God, a legend, a goat , a beast, last but not least, a MF chingon

Hey Anthony, you will be a Palmdale Armando one day!

by Chingon Defs February 21, 2022

Armando Mendoza

Sexy beast of love.

Also known as grandpa/grandfather.

Bussy king

Holy shit look it's "Armando Mendoza" The Bussy Goblin!!

by Hamburger6 January 17, 2023

armando rodriguez

fat fuck plays Azur lane unhealthy. like to eat eggs, probably just two though. is gay has a boyfriend named joSUE campa.

Armando RoDrIgUeZ rammed my ass so hard he made another black hole.

by Ali273884 February 3, 2022

Armando

a derogatory term for strange but hot asf men. like boys who probably say slurs on the low but he's fiiiiiiine.

omg have you seen Armando?! yeah he's so hot I wanna cuff him

by sheeeebah May 14, 2021

Armando

An obese guy who survives solely on Hot Pockets and never remembers how much rent is due at the beginning of the month although the number never changes. Probably eating a bologna sandwich and playing Xbox Live.

Armando asked me how much rent is again, just like last month.

by bitchin101 October 4, 2017