Argyle sock Share definition Flag When two men cum on a woman's face. The criss-crossing semen makes an argyle pattern. Jamal and Tyrell straight-up gave that bitch an argyle sock. She was wiping cum off her face for weeks. Argyle sock by J Hogan January 4, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Argyle sock mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch