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3.
An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products
ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard
by Zebulebu May 11, 2011
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1.
Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.
Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.
by JoshuaSmith October 18, 2007
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2.
The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.
That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.
by WartimeFirefighter June 24, 2010
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