A post hardcore band consisting of high school seniors, except for that one kid who looks thirty-five, hailing from South Florida that only allows members that wear basket ball shorts and band tees. The beginning of the song "Wow You Would Look Like An Armadillo" is a complete rip off of the song "There Will Be No Violins When You Die" by I Killed The Prom Queen. Their current screamer is a ginger. Their drummer is morbidly obese. Their bassist is Jewish, and their other guitarist looks like Fredrick Douglas.
"Yo man, Any Told Desire is playing at the Talent Farm Tonight."
"Really? I thought they were an I Killed The Prom Queen cover band."