Ant Page

Probably the smoothest being alive also the cutest. Genuinely can’t find a man like an ant page.

“Hey did you Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s so hot”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

Ant Page

Probably the smoothest human being alive. Also a very smooth talker and will steal your girl or your mom.

“Have you met Peanuts father, Ant Page?”
“Yeah he’s the cutest man I’ve ever seen”

by Uoxymoron November 23, 2021

Ant Parachutes

The undigested, leftover kernels of corn in your shit.

“Hey, Cletus, did y’all see the ant parachutes from my upper decker?”

by Kackmaster July 24, 2022