Hipster/Anticonformist: I am an anticonformist, and wearing horn rimmed glasses would be, like, totally conformist
Average person: But then...wouldnt you be strictly conforming to anticonformity? HAH, thats so self contradicting
Hipster/Anticonformist: NO! (insert absurd rationalization or denial here)
Reference: Krystal Meyers, Romans 12:2 "And do not be conformed to this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind, so that you may prove what the will of God is, that which is good and acceptable and perfect."