A homophobic hellhole whose students slut shame any girl in their path even if they themself have 18 bodies. Parents pay solid money to get their kids to be the captain of clubs here, and half the school is on cocaine. The only positive about this school is that it looks all rich and fancy and clean, so when you sob in the bathroom, at least it’s not diluted by some kid’s shit stains
Man, I’m so glad I’m graduating from Annapolis Area Christian School
by Byefuckers May 14, 2023
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An evangelical presbyterian school located in Severn, MD with a name that's just too long. A place of almost preps, sheltered children, kids who know Jesus loves them more than you, and others just caught in the mix. If you're Catholic, you're not welcome and if you're a minority, you can join the other three kids of your creed. The sports are adequate, except the girls who dominate the small Christian schools league. AACS is different from those other Christian schools because its large and can successfully compete in male sports. It attracts all different kinds of people but its students are most frequently characterized as either typical teenagers or elitest Christians. Kids outside the school mostly see the kids who go there as preppy wusses, but kids who know people at the school think otherwise.
Hey, isn't Annapolis Area Christian School's fight song "Yes Jesus loves me."

Man that girl is drunk, and she's in the praise band at Annapolis Area.
by Cotton Hitherton March 12, 2006
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An evangelical presbyterian school located in Severn, MD with a name that's just too long. A place of almost preps, sheltered children, kids who know Jesus loves them more than you, and others just caught in the mix. If you're Catholic, you're not welcome and if you're a minority, you can join the other three kids of your creed. The sports are adequate, except the girls who dominate the small Christian schools league. AACS is different from those other Christian schools because its large and can successfully compete in male sports. It attracts all different kinds of people but its students are most frequently characterized as either typical teenagers or elitest Christians. Plenty of other kids pretend to have religious tendecnies, yet they're just as stupid and crazy as any other kids. Kids outside the school mostly see the kids who go there as preppy wusses, and most of them pretty much are.
Man that girl is always drunk off her ass, and she's in the praise band at Annapolis Area Christian School
by Hal Smockington June 23, 2006
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