We always dominate at every sport. We make it to state in everything- you name it. The kids are all talented and are very smart. The town is one of the most fun towns with a shit ton to do. The girls are all good looking and the guys are sure sexy.
We've got some pretty stupid people and not many valuable ones. If this place were destroyed, no one would care or notice.
We've got like a total of 4.5 black people and fewer Mexicans and Asians (though we hate them, especially Gimp). We're dominated by culturally insensitive upper middle class white people who have no idea what the deal with reality is and have no idea what it is like to go without their HDTV and American Eagle jeans.
(more will be added as I need to vent)
"*Puts head in hands* you must be from Ankeny. That's not how a real black person talks."
"How did ya know?"