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A name typically confused with "anus". Super cool Afromerican with the ability to play any sport with ease. Has the ability to pop up in random places and is an expert runner that makes the flubby and unfit look like butter balls. Also has the unique ability to not need to survive off of food, instead they tend to chew gum to enhance their well sculpted jaws. They are attracted to shoulders and will not hesitate to grasp them if they please. Is an overall cool guy.
"I think someone just touched my shoulder..."
"It was probably an Anias."

"...Perhaps, perhaps..."
by Coolbeans November 13, 2012