A sexual act where when a male is having sex with a female on the beach, pulls out, rubs his member in the sand, and then slides it back into her vagina.
I gave that ho an angry seal and she loved it
by Fortune26 September 11, 2008
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When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and swallows his load.... then he proceeds to punch her in the stomach.... where she then yelps like a seal claps her hands and spits out his romance explosion
i just gave that broad the angry seal and im pretty sure she has a fist print on her stomach!
by torgasmo April 1, 2009
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When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
by Christian Battaglia October 30, 2010
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