1.(v) The morning after having sex, you kick the girl out of her own bed and wipe your penis on the sheets and curtains.

(Nothing makes a pilgrim angrier than dirty curtains)
That right there is an angry pilgrim.
by Mr. Sexington May 30, 2006

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An anal cream-pie followed by the use of a turkey baster to suck the semen out of the woman's ass and squirting it on her face and mouth like basting a turkey
I gave my wife an angry pilgrim last night and I had to sleep on the couch.
by larry roberts April 15, 2008

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