A one eyed angry pirate is where your fuckin some bitch and you spit on her back to make her think your about to but. So she turns around and you but in her eye when she goes to swallow your jizz. Then when she gets up and yells at you, you kick her shin and BOOM. One eyed angry pirate
by MarzyLOL February 25, 2019
When youa are having sex and you spit on her back, so she rolls over. Then you cum in her eye and then kick her in the shin so she will be chasing you like a one legged angry pirate
by abc-0032 December 26, 2017
Its when a pain in the ass waitress comes in acting like she knows everything but don't know shit, so you grab a squeeze bottle of ranch dressing and shoot it in her eye...then kick her in the shin so she hobbles around trying to catch you like an angry pirate
Laurie: Ethan I told you not to put Cheese on this burger idiot...Ethan: Shut up bitch, your about to get a two rivers grille angry pirate.....
by dweber79 July 1, 2010
Similar to an Angry Pirate, but haggis plunder would also be involved.
So, the male would in this order :
1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
So, the male would in this order :
1. Cum in the female's eye.
2. Kick her in the shin.
3. Plunder her Haggis while she hobbles around angry.
"I was around Hannah's house the other day, so I came in her Eye, Kicked her in the shin and then proceeded to Plunder Her Haggis."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
"That's an awesome Angry Scottish Pirate."
by Epic Sheep. July 18, 2009
As a man is about to cum while doing a girl doggie style, the man pulls out and spits on her back, fooling her that he has jizzed on her back. When she turns around, the man gets her in the eye. When doing this, she will grunt in disapproval or anger, Then he kicks her in the shin. The girl will then limp around like a pirate with on eye closed
by broskiparty May 16, 2009
The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!
(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
girl: WTF?
(smother hair on face)
girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)
girl: arrgghaaow!
You: AH angry bearded pirate!
by 12432425 April 22, 2009
When a girl is giving a guy head while he's standing up, he cums in her mouth and she spits it in his eye. He will let out a grunt after which the girl kicks him in his shin giving him a "peg leg" and watches him hop around like a pirate.
"Last night after I gave Jerry head I gave him an angry bitch pirate and spit that shit in his eye."
by Muttwilliams June 11, 2008